The Not Very Scary Mommy

October 1, 2014

I came home the other day and within thirty minutes had made two of my sons cry. It wasn’t that I was trying to make them cry; I was actually just trying to make them spend time with me but apparently spending time with your mom when cartoons are on is torture. So with both of my older sons in tears and the third one napping, I decided to get

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It’s the Caffeine That Will Keep Me From Cutting You

September 30, 2014

Saturday Stuff (Edition 3)

September 27, 2014

Stuff to Read Okay, first of all, this is hilarious. BUT if you don’t find poking fun at God funny, then it’s not going to be hilarious to you so don’t read The 12 Craziest Most Awful Things God Did in the Old Testament This is What Sex Looks Like Inside an MRI Machine Actually contains very little sex but quite a few other things being captured by MRI 24 of

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Better When They’re Sleeping

September 26, 2014

The Pay It Forward Tampon

September 23, 2014

Last week I was in the staff bathroom at work and noticed an unused tampon at the bottom of the sanitary napkin machine, just sitting there all alone, quietly calling “take me, use me, love me, Fair Maiden…” as I walked by. I really should’ve taken the damn thing because I was right in the middle of my period and despite the fact that I am a thirty-one-year-old woman and

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