Princess Vagina Face

September 17, 2014

To those of you not following me on Facebook (what’s wrong with you?), I’d like to introduce you to the newest member of our family. Layla, or as she’s known in more sophisticated circles*, Princess Vagina Face, is the puppy we adopted almost a month ago but whom I have not yet mentioned here because I was worried that talking about her too much during the trial period that the

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Saturday Stuff (Edition 1)

September 13, 2014

Okay I’m going to start a new column every Saturday to share some of my favorite things from the week. So if you’re bored and looking for some recommendations to get you through the weekend, here you go. You’re welcome. Stuff to Watch If Disney Princes Were Real Not gonna bother to try to introduce this. Just watch it. I’m Not the Only One by Sam Smith Somehow this video has

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Stompin’ in the Ocean

September 12, 2014

We were outside yesterday afternoon, the boys and dog running around the yard, me unsuccessfully attempting to read a book while everyone was distracted, and all of a sudden I hear Bear’s friend from next door exclaim, “Oh mannnnnnn, Roland! You ruined our ocean!” As we don’t currently have an ocean in our backyard, I figured I should go up the hill and investigate. This is what I found: No

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French Girl

September 11, 2014

I was a very strange child. This makes sense since I’m frequently told that I’m a very strange adult and it stands to reason that all the strangeness had to start somewhere. This photo may actually have captured the very moment the strange began, right there in our kitchen on Walnut Street while wearing a slip and a giant hair bow, and eating a purple popsicle. I understand that this

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A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Angry Words

September 10, 2014

This photo of Jim and I from my cousin’s wedding this weekend is about as close to a pictorial representation of our relationship as I can think of. It’s a representation as in “Eve does something Jim finds weird/stupid/mindbogglingly ridiculous and he points and mutters “What the hell is wrong with this chick?!” under his breath but he doesn’t really have a quiet voice so she hears him muttering and

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